Jumat, 12 November 2010

Ada sepasang kekasih yang sedang pacaran, suatu hari si cowo memberikan tantangan ke pada cewenya untuk tidak berhubungan dengan cowonya sehari penuh. Tidak menelpon, sms, chat ataupun yang lain. "Jika kau bisa melakukannya aku akan mencintaimu selamanya" kata si cowo. "Baiklah!" jawab si cewe.

Seharian penuh si cewe menghadapi tantangan si cowo dengan sabar. Keesokan harinya si cewe mampir ke rumah cowonya. Dia terkejut karena ada orang yang meninggal di rumah cowonya. Saat masuk ke rumah, si cewe sangat shock karena yang meninggal adalah cowonya sendiri. Tanpa ia ketahui ternyata cowonya mempunyai penyakit kanker dan sudah sangat parah. Si cewe menangis tersedu-sedu di samping mayat cowonya, lau dia diberikan selembar kertas berisi memo oleh ibu cowonya yang bertuliskan :


" you did it baby, can you do it everyday? ".

I LOVE YOU


Rabu, 10 November 2010

Ada seorang lelaki yang jatuh cinta pada seorang wanita, dia sangat mencintai wanita itu sampai dia mengikuti kemana pun dia pergi karena ia menginnginkan wanita itu untuk mejadi kekasihnya. Tapi wanita itu tidak menyukai lelaki itu dan kesal karena lelaki itu terus membuntutinya. Sampai suatu hari, terjadi percakapan diantara mereka

Wanita (W) : "Kenapa sih lo ngikutin gue terus?"
Pria (P) : "Ya karena kau sangat menawan bagiku"
W : "Kenapa mesti gue sih?"
P : "Karena kau adalah wanita tercantik yang pernah kulihat"
W " "Tapi kan masih banyak cewe lain yang lebih cantik dari gue, salah satunya cewe yang ada di belakang lo itu"
Sang pria menoleh ke belakang
P : "Tidak ada siapa-siapa dibelakangku"
W : "Kalau emang sayang sama gue, lo ga bakal nengok ke belakang"
P : "........................." (diam seribu bahasa)

Wanita itu pun pergi meninggalkan si pria yang sedang berdiri mematung.

Selasa, 09 November 2010

I Hate Her

Someday, there was a man who found in an stranded island. That man always said "i hate her, i hate her, i hate her" and never stop said it. So that man was brought to a hospital. In the hospital, the man shout louder and louder, the nurse tried to clam down the man, but it didn't work. So the doctor gift him a sedative so he cold be calm down. it worked and the man stop saying i hate her. After a few minute the doctor asked him what had happened to him, so the man start telling what had happened to him.

He had just married and wanted to honey somewhere. He and his wife were using a big ship for honeymoon. At the frist everythings went well, until in the middle of the way there was a thunder storm. The ship was vacillate in the middle of the sea and there's nothing they could do to face it. The ship sank but they survived. They were collapse, after they conscious, they realized they were stranded on an island. There was no one on that island except them. They waited someone that could save them. They waited and waited but there was no one saved them, even there was not a single ship passed the island. They were getting frustation. The man was really hungry and there was nothing they could eat on that island. While the man was hungry, the woman was ill and her body was getting weak. The man tried to take care his wife, but it's useless because the condition of his wife was getting worse. So...... . Suddenly the affect of the sedative finished and the man started saying "i hate her" again.

the nurses felt confuse, but the doctor said " i already know what really happened to him" and the doctor got out of the room.

Do you know what really happened to him?